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Sabtu, 29 Mac 2008

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berikut merupakan surat peribadi yang dijumpai tercicir di tepi Hentian Puduraya. Diyakini pengirimnya ingin menghantar surat ini kepada teman lelakinya yang berbangsa Inggeris. Mari kita tengok isi rahsia surat ini. Kurang sikit penguasaan English 1119 nya, rojak-rojakla.. Tetapi, surat ini walaupun surat cinta, ia ditulis dalam bentuk... seperti yang kat bawah ni...

Nor Hatipanas binti Suparjoe,
Bilik Orang Gaji,
Rumah Orang Kaya-kaya Solomon,
No 4,
Pulau Kekabu,
Malaysia.
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George W Jungle
Black House@Market
24677543, Ohio,
USA. 30 Feb 2008

My honey as sweet as dew,
APPLICATION TO CUTT OFF

Connect to the main point directly, I, Nor Hatipanas bt Suparjoe want to break our connection. No more love-love!! you are playing three woods behind my back! how could you..Land crocodile!

2. You think i'm a stone? stone beside the highroad north-west at R&R Tapah? Ahh.. all men is like that. Like to play-play with women. You think i am barby doll price RM2.99? no!! I am RM3.00!! Higher 1 cent than you think in your knee. And you.. your head knee is placed with your brain.

3. No talk-talk anymore. Close your petai smelly mouth! You know I hate it.. until I giving you a Listerene as a prize when your date birth ceremony. Oh.. good date birth!! last day, i forgot to write in the card beside the Listerene.

As the close, I push again very hard, I cut off our connection! I dont want to become like bananas giving out fruit 2 times! goodbye my Honey dew.. So Long and goodnyte.. So long and goodnyte~ Lastly, dont forget to change your pampers each day before going out.. Pampers Baby Dry All-Night ok?

Thats all
Your ex-love

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[Nor Hatipanas bt Suparjoe]
Bilik Orang Gaji,
Rumah Orang Kaya-kaya Solomon,
No 4,
Pulau Kekabu,
Malaysia.

*This letter is computer generated. No signature is needed.

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ALLAHUAKBAR!!!

10:49 PTG